Friday, October 1, 2010

Divorced Barbie

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers    that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the    sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'    The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out    Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,    Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for    $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and    the others only $19.95?'

  The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,    Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's    Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.


Thanks to my Facebook friend Donald for this one

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