Million Dollar Listing

Just when I think Bravo TV can't get any better, I discover another new show.  This one follows 3 LA realtors as they compete and sell the big houses.

Madison.    The most likeable of the 3.  He's in  love with Lauren, the one that got away but he dates guys mostly now.  He thinks if Lauren was available, he'd be straight.    He's clean and looks great and he's the one I'd do business with.










This one is Josh.  He's 21 and lives at home with his parents and has a strangely close relationship with his grandmother who dresses like Yetta on 'The Nanny'.    On the first show I saw, he was kind of offended that she is leaving her vast fortune to charity and not to him.  But when he wants to get away, he and gram go to NY.   He needs a shower, a razor, a wardrobe and some manners.  Would not be doing business with this one, as entertaining as he is.   He gets 2 pictures because...well...one of his clients was a little offended about the way he dressed to discuss an offer.  And Josh could not figure out why.

In negotiations

What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?

And last, but not least....

Chad.   This person is 33 years old.  He pays $600 every 4 weeks for this haircut.  And when he gets stressed, he goes shopping for tennis shoes.   His mommy makes red velvet cakes for his clients.  He has a girlfriend named Victoria who deserves an Emmy for keeping a straight face.  He is a neat freak, keeps everything in baggies and keeps wanting Victoria to move in with him.  She is almost out of excuses so she may not be on next season.    He and Josh have a running feud.


How Bravo finds these people is a mystery.  It's not a good show but yet another example of how I have to watch a train wreck, even if it is disguised as a TV show.